I chew around the center of carrots.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Think about breathing...

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.