Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.