When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Pee in the shower

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.