Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.