- Things You Think Only You Do

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

I hate being called "buddy".

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Pretend my life is a videogame.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.