- Things You Think Only You Do

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Still record on VHS tapes.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.