wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.