- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.