when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.