- Things You Think Only You Do

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I pee in the shower. :3

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Look at my poop before flushing

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Play as both sides on fifa

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.