Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.