- Things You Think Only You Do

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I hate being called "buddy".

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

I masturbate with sandpaper

Brake for tail-gaters

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Pretend animals talk to you!

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I meow when my cat meows.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.