When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I hate being called "buddy".

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Pretend my life is a videogame.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.