Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.