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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.