When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.