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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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I meow when my cat meows.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.