Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Courtesy flush.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.