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I meow when my cat meows.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Think about breathing...
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.