Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.