- Things You Think Only You Do

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

I meow when my cat meows.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

I hate being called "buddy".

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.