Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.