When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about breathing...

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.