I masturbate with sandpaper

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.