Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.