When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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check shower for murder then pee

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.