Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Think about breathing...

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.