- Things You Think Only You Do

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.