Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.