Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Think about breathing...

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.