i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Vote for the other guy

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.