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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.