I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.