Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I chew around the center of carrots.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.