I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Boinked my neighbor

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.