Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Think about breathing...

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.