wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.