Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Boinked my neighbor

Think about breathing...

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.