When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Boinked my neighbor

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.