Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Look at my poop before flushing

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Courtesy flush.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.