- Things You Think Only You Do

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Boinked my neighbor

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.