I meow when my cat meows.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.