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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.