Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I never feel bored

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

humiliating little girls

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Play as both sides on fifa

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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