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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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Boinked my neighbor
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.