My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Vote for the other guy

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.