Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about breathing...

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Boinked my neighbor

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.