Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Boinked my neighbor

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.