When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.