Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Think about breathing...

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

I pee in the shower. :3

I meow when my cat meows.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.