Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Think about breathing...

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.