Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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This song will not come out of my head!

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.