- Things You Think Only You Do

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

chewing icecream before you swallow it

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.