pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.