Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.