Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.