When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.