After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Think about breathing...

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.