When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.