~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.