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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.