Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.