Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Play as both sides on fifa

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

call someone by a siblings name.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.