- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

My parents are annoying.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

I meow when my cat meows.

Pee in the shower

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.