- Things You Think Only You Do

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

check shower for murder then pee

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Think about breathing...

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.