get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.