See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.