I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.