while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.