pull out a flies wings and let it go

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

chewing icecream before you swallow it

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.