Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.