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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Pee in the shower
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I meow when my cat meows.
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.