When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

speak proper english

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I sleep in my underpants every single night

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.