- Things You Think Only You Do

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.