- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.