Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.