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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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Think about breathing...
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My parents are annoying.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.