Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.