when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.