join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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get really confused

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.