Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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sing like a pro in da shower

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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sit in the shower

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.