I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.