I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.