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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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penis
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.