You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.