Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.