When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.