I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Poo really loud

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.