When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.