sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.