coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Poop naked.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I think about other women when having sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.