trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

thumb_up thumb_down -57

ASMR

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -88

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

thumb_up thumb_down -106

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

thumb_up thumb_down +18

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

thumb_up thumb_down -138

Sitting down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

thumb_up thumb_down -58

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.