Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.