Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.