Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.