Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I don't read the terms of service.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.