After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Eat ice by itself

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.