I dip my pizza crust in soda

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.