When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I cant ride a bike

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.