Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.