Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I click my teeth to music

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.