See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.