When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.