Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.