when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.