Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.