I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Tear up when I poop

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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get really confused

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.