When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Sometimes I toot.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I was the real Stig...

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.