Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.