When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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misread dig bick

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.