sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.