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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.