Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Be a loner at school

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.