I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.