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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.