while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Made after doomsday plans

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.