I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.