Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.