Videotape my mother in the shower.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I don't read the terms of service.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.