When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Courtesy flush.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I was the real Stig...

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.