I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.