I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Play as both sides on fifa

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.