When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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hallo

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.