Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.