Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.