When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

open the fridge A eat food B think

thumb_up thumb_down -84

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

thumb_up thumb_down +142

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

thumb_up thumb_down -109

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

thumb_up thumb_down +130

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.