Go for a 10 mile run.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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hate Justin Bieber

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.