Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Play as both sides on fifa

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.