when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.