Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Ur mum

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.