When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I rehearse arguments in my head.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Boinked my neighbor

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.