Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.