pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.