I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.