worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Pee in the shower.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.