I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Go for a 10 mile run.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.