Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

I have never watched Star Wars.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

draw the sun at the corner of the page

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.