When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.