I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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My parents are annoying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.