Boinked my neighbor

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.