I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.