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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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suck my own penis
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!
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Gotta sleep with a fan.
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.
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Make hand gestures when talking on phone
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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.