Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.