draw the sun at the corner of the page

k. everyone

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.