I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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smoke marijuana

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.