Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.