Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.