Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.