Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I eat ass

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.