rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.