When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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conundrum.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.