When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.