close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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sing in the shower

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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conundrum.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.