Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.