When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.