I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I really like taking shits.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.