After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.