Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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speak proper english

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.