Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

The older I get the more honest I get

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

I really enjoy self-pity.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.