I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.