I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.