Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Say what even when u heard someone

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Poop naked.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.