Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.