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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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incognito mode on google chrome
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Seperate your food on you dinner plate
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.