whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I always think I have special powers

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.