When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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wonder who wrote these things

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fall asleep in the shower.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.