Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.