A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.