I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.