When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.