Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.