Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,518

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

thumb_up thumb_down +269

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

thumb_up thumb_down -94

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

This song will not come out of my head!

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Save more than once on your favourite game.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

thumb_up thumb_down -65

It's hot but I still have on covers

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.