Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Poop naked.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.