- Things You Think Only You Do

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Giving my dog a massage.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

I put salt on buttered toast...

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

I always think I have special powers

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.