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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I always think I have special powers
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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make south park refferences every day
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Made after doomsday plans
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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.