use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.