I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.