dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.