Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.