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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet
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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.
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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.
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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.
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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Watch the same movies over and over
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.