I used to eat bath bubbles

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.