I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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blink

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.