Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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i masturbate with my feet

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I was the real Stig...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.