If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.