Smoking in the shower.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.