when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Play Minecraft

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.