Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.