I can see a magic eye image

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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fart

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.