During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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penis

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes I toot.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.