sit in the shower

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.