I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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KICK THE CAN

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Smoking in the shower.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.