Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Peeing in the shower

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.