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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I have a phobia of incest

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

i use dental dams

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.