when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

thumb_up thumb_down -50

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I can see a magic eye image

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -67

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

thumb_up thumb_down -98

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

thumb_up thumb_down +628

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

thumb_up thumb_down -60

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

thumb_up thumb_down +186

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

thumb_up thumb_down

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

thumb_up thumb_down +150

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.