check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.