While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.