Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.