wipe your hands on your pants

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I have seen a UFO

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.