Smoking in the shower.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.