Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.