turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.