I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

thumb_up thumb_down +234

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

I hate being called "buddy".

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

thumb_up thumb_down -69

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

only read the short jokes on this website

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Run faster down hotel corridors.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

thumb_up thumb_down +6

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

thumb_up thumb_down +152

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

thumb_up thumb_down -20

KICK THE CAN

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.