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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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I cant ride a bike
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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sing like a pro in da shower
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.