I eat ass

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.