Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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conundrum.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Courtesy flush.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.