After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.