Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.