I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I really like taking shits.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.