sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I cant ride a bike

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.