When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.