Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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pick your nose and eat it

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.