Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.