try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

being super bored at school

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.