when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Being fat

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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i smoke weed all day.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.