When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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smoke marijuana

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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fart

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.