Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I eat ass

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.