join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.