Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I rape small children ;).

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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listen to madonnas new album

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.