Try to see nipples through body paint.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

get bored so I fist myself for money

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

I sleep in the nude.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.