Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.