When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.