I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.