I have a phobia of incest

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.