Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.