To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.