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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P
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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.