Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.