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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.
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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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+156
Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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i smoke weed all day.
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.