- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

only read the short jokes on this website

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.