I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.