I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.