When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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conundrum.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.