sit in the shower

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

wipe your hands on your pants

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.