When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

wipe your hands on your pants

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

jack off

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.