I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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fap

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.