Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.