getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Peeing in the shower

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.