When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Sitting down in the shower

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.