I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.