When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Poo really loud

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.