Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.