Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Peeing in the shower

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.