If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.