When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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fap

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.