Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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being super bored at shool

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.