When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I eat ass

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.