try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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being super bored at school

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.