Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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pick your nose and eat it

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.