Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Picking my nose.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.