I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.