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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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I can see a magic eye image
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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded
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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.