DIY LOL
DIY Fail
Japan is Weird
Porn SFW
Rate My Battlestation
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
…
Next ›
Last »
When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
thumb_up
thumb_down
-57
I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
thumb_up
thumb_down
+61
Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+29
I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-103
You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+86
I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
thumb_up
thumb_down
-74
I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
conundrum.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+37
when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+16
Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
thumb_up
thumb_down
-74
feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+23
I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-104
Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
I think about life problems in the shower
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2,426
I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-89
Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
I can't piss with my shoes on.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-73
Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+645
I talk to myself when I'm alone
thumb_up
thumb_down
-105
When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
thumb_up
thumb_down
+835
Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
thumb_up
thumb_down
-129
« First
‹ Prev
…
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.