When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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jack off

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.