- Things You Think Only You Do

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I mean Diana Ross.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.