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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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I like to poo while smoking.
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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!
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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."
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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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KICK THE CAN
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.