Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

fall asleep in the shower.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.