I can see a magic eye image

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

fart

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.