When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.