When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.