I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

sit in the shower

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Make up a song to yourself.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.