whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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jack off

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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i use dental dams

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.