Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.