Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Go for a 10 mile run.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Pee in the shower

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Tried to suck ur own penis

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Peeing in the shower

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.