My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Pee in the shower

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I eat ass

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.