When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.