When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I eat ass

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.