I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Peeing in the shower

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.