When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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blink

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.