Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I click my teeth to music

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.