When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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fart

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I always think I have special powers

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I think about other women when having sex

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.