Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Fart at home

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

I have a phobia of incest

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.