Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.