If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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jack off

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.