If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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im going to rape that girl

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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sit in the shower

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Set Fire to the Rain

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.