always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I rape small children ;).

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.