On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.