Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.