Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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sit in the shower

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Think of numbers as male or female.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.