See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.