I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.