if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.