I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Pee in the shower.

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Look at my poop before flushing

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

the power to regenerate your appendix

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.