Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.