HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.