only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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My parents are annoying.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.