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blow nose. look at kleenex.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I gotta get down of Friday

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.