I used to eat bath bubbles

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.