When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.