I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Pee in the shower.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.