give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

Go on this site to feel normal.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

I always think I have special powers

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.