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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.