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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Give your neighbors names from movies.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.