Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.