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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.
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Tear up when I poop
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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I think about other women when having sex
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.