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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.
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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.
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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.
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Talk to my cat.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.