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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.
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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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Go outside and pee.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.