This song will not come out of my head!

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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hallo

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.