Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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i masturbate with my feet

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.