DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
…
Next ›
Last »
When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
not eating the ends of a hotdog.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+11
While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-73
Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-49
When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+11
When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-65
Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
i smoke weed all day.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-315
I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+41
Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+8
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-9
Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
thumb_up
thumb_down
-93
When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+25
When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+59
The older I get the more honest I get
thumb_up
thumb_down
+63
« First
‹ Prev
…
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.