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I sleep in the nude.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.
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Gotta sleep with a fan.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done
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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Ur mum
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.