Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.