when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

i see almost everything as a sign

thumb_up thumb_down -71

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

thumb_up thumb_down

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

thumb_up thumb_down +334

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +325

I dip my pizza crust in soda

thumb_up thumb_down +132

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.