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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Tear up when I poop

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.