when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

I really like taking shits.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.