I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.