Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.