When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sing in the shower

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.