Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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KICK THE CAN

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.