Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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being super bored at school

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.