I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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whale sperm

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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penis

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.