I really like taking shits.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.