sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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shag your mom

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.