Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Pee in the shower.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.