Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.