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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.