I pee in the shower. :3

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.