After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Being fat

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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conundrum.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.