I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I pee in the shower.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.