As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.