when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.