Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

hate Justin Bieber

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.