I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I was the real Stig...

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

sit in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.