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Pee in my work garbage can.
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes
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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.