Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

get bored so I fist myself for money

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.