I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.