lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.