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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.