getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Play as both sides on fifa

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.