when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.