Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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being super bored at school

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.