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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.