My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.