When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.