When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

fart

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I always think I have special powers

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.