It's hot but I still have on covers

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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i smoke weed all day.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.