Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Play Minecraft

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.