I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.