Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.