R A P E Children

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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The older I get the more honest I get

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.