I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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whale sperm

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.