- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

The older I get the more honest I get

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.