While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Pee in the shower

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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humiliating little girls

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.