blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.