When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.