When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I laugh easier when im with someone

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.