Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.