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make food scream if i chop them up.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.
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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.
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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.