If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Tried to suck ur own penis

jack off

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When out I like to "people watch."

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.