Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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make south park refferences every day

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.