When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Play Minecraft

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Pee in the shower

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I pee in the shower.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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hate Justin Bieber

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.