Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.