Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I have a phobia of incest

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

Look at my poo before I flush it.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.