When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Boinked my neighbor

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.