You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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hallo

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Think about breathing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.