Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.