Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.