Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.