i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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fart

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.