When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I eat food when i'm bored..

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

I ejaculate fire and glory

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.