sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.