When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.