Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.