when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Sitting down in the shower

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I really like taking shits.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.