Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Eat ice by itself

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.