I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.