When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Your mom

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.