get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I have a phobia of incest

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.