I really like taking shits.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.