Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I cant ride a bike

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I was the real Stig...

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.