when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I really like taking shits.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.