Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I never feel bored

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I can't trill my R's

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.