When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

listen to madonnas new album

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

suck my own penis

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Eating chicken at KFC.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.