The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Brake for tail-gaters

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.