whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.