When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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misread dig bick

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.