I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.