Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.