always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I rape small children ;).

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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hallo

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.