When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.