Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.