Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Pee in the shower

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Peeing in the shower

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.