When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.