While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Pee in the shower

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Like a toy until it breaks.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

humiliating little girls

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I sleep in the nude.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I used to eat bath bubbles

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.