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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge
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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.
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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving
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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.