sit in the shower

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.