~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.