Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.