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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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I eat food when i'm bored..
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.