try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I gotta get down of Friday

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.