Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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hate Justin Bieber

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.