When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Courtesy flush.

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Vote for the other guy

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.