When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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get really confused

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.