When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.