I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.