spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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conundrum.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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k. everyone

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.