has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.