Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.