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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.