Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I piss in the bed every night

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.