Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sit in the shower

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.