I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.