I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.