mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.