when you bleed you suck your own blood

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Sitting down in the shower

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I really like taking shits.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.