When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Eat ice by itself

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.