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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.