If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.