- Things You Think Only You Do

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I constantly talk to myself.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.