When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.