The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.