after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Do somthing only you do

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.