get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.