Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.