When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.