Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Be a loner at school

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.