When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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sing in the shower

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.