being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.