only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

I chew my ice cream.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

Save more than once on your favourite game.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

My parents are annoying.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.