At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.