Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.