Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.