I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Only use the left earphone.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.