Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.