Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Sitting down in the shower

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.