Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.