I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I was the real Stig...

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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sit in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.