At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.