I apologize, when i bump against things.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.