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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Gotta sleep with a fan.
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.