Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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R A P E Children

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.