i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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fap

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.