toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.