Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Fart at home

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.