Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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blink

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.