Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.