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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about
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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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I have seen a UFO
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.