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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running
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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch
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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.
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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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sit in the shower
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol
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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.