I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Poop naked.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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call someone by a siblings name.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.