When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.