When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

hate Justin Bieber

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.