sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I pee in the shower.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.