when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I rape small children ;).

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.