Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.