getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.