Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

I refuse to forward chain letters

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.