stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.