When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Make up a song to yourself.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

This song will not come out of my head!

I chew my ice cream.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.