When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.