Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Poo really loud

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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k. everyone

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.