Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I **** with no hands.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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i smoke weed all day.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.