Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.