In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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fart

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.