Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.