I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

I think about other women when having sex

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.