Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Be a loner at school

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.