When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.