- Things You Think Only You Do

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

laziness .... its all in the mind

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Sees bug on wall while taking shower Splashes with shower water Bug slides down wall >_

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.