I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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R A P E Children

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.