Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

My parents are annoying.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.