I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.