When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.