When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.