When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.