Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down -42

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

thumb_up thumb_down +24

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

thumb_up thumb_down +82

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.