Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.