Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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get really confused

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Poop naked.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.