I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

I rape small children ;).

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.