that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

jack off

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.