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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.
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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?
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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.