Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.