After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.