when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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conundrum.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I rape small children ;).

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.