Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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sit in the shower

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.