My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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im going to rape that girl

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.