Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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fart

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Fart at home

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.