I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I rape small children ;).

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.