Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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call someone by a siblings name.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.