Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.