When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.