Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.