When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.