wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.