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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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Fart at home
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.