make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.