feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.