Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.