Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.