At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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being super bored at shool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.