Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I masturbate with sandpaper

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

the power to regenerate your appendix

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

i see almost everything as a sign

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.