If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I think about life problems in the shower

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.