Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Being fat

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.