When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Vote for the other guy

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.