when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.