Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.