When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.