Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Go on this site to feel normal.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

wipe your hands on your pants

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.