Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.