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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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make food scream if i chop them up.
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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Eat ice by itself
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Get turned on lookin at my own butt
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.
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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.