Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.