Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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being super bored at shool

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.