sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.