Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Giving my dog a massage.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.