Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

I eat food when i'm bored..

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

being super bored at shool

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.