whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I rape small children ;).

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.