When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.