Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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speak proper english

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.