Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Made after doomsday plans

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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speak proper english

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.