when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

i masturbate with my feet

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Poo really loud

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.