When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Being fat

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.