Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.