Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Made after doomsday plans

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.