When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have seen a UFO

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.