Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Being fat

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.