Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.