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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.