When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sitting down in the shower

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.