instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.