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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.