Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.