See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.