I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

i use dental dams

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

get really confused

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.