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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.