when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.