I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Eat ice by itself

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I always think I have special powers

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.