Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Pee in the shower

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.