Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.