I apologize, when i bump against things.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Pee in the shower

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.