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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror
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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird
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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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My parents are annoying.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.