when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Wonder why there are sites like this.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.