Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.