I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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KICK THE CAN

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I always think I have special powers

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.