Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Courtesy flush.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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ASMR

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.