Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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shag your mom

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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k. everyone

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.