when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

sit in the shower

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.