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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.