Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I have seen a UFO

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.