when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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i masturbate with my feet

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Poo really loud

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.