Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.