Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.