I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.