When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

sing in the shower

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

conundrum.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Look at my poop before flushing

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.