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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.
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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...
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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.
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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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I click my teeth to music
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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.