When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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check shower for murder then pee

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.