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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.
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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.