pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I cant ride a bike

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.