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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.
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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.