I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Eat ice by itself

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

being super bored at shool

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.