I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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wipe your hands on your pants

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.