I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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i use dental dams

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.