Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I have seen a UFO

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.