When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.