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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Sitting down in the shower

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

sing like a pro in da shower

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Having gay sex

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.