- Things You Think Only You Do

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.