Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.