Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.