I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.