close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I control water in the shower.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.