If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.