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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.