wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Peeing in the shower

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Breathe.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Be a loner at school

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.