Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.