If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.