When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.