When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Play Minecraft

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

I scratch and sniff.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I cant ride a bike

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

I click my teeth to music

penis

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.