When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Tried to suck ur own penis

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Dancing while hoovering

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

Being fat

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.