When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.