oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.