On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Ur mum

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.