I apologize, when i bump against things.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pee in the shower

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.