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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.