Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.