place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.