I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Pee in the shower

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.