When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.