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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Pee in the shower.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.