When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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i smoke weed all day.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.