If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.