When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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I have a phobia of incest

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.