Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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sit in the shower

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Set Fire to the Rain

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.