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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki
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+52
After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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-39
start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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-59
Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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-56
imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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+33
I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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-42
I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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-19
Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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-51
I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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-90
When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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