Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Mayada stupid

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.