When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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hate Justin Bieber

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Only use the left earphone.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.