i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.