Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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fap

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.