If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.