I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.