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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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Made after doomsday plans
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.