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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.
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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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whale sperm
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.