Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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conundrum.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.