- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

suck my own penis

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.