When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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penis

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I read the down voted posts

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.