When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I always think I have special powers

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.