Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.