Pee in the shower

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.