- Things You Think Only You Do

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.