When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I can see a magic eye image

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.