- Things You Think Only You Do

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Look at my poop before flushing

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.