When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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My parents are annoying.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.