Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Pee in the shower.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I was the real Stig...

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.