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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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Pee in the shower.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.
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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.
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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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listen to madonnas new album
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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Hate Skydoesminecraft.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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I always think I have special powers
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.