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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.