I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.