I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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sit in the shower

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.