When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Go outside and pee.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.