clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Sometimes I toot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.