I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.