When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.