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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex
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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge
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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.