I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

The older I get the more honest I get

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Gotta sleep with a fan.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.