i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.