i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.