Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.