When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.