I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

The older I get the more honest I get

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

I gotta get down of Friday

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.