I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Say what even when u heard someone

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.