I scratch and sniff.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I eat food when i'm bored..

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.