I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.