When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.