Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.