I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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k. everyone

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.