Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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KICK THE CAN

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.