While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.