filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Courtesy flush.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Talk to my cat.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.