when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.