I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.