Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.