So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.