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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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-38
I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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Try to pet your cat with your foot.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.