Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.