Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.