run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.