I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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wipe your hands on your pants

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.