Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.