Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.