Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.