pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.