Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I eat ass

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.