Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

I don't read the terms of service.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.