Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

fart

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.