feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.