When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I like to poo while smoking.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.