Picking my nose.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Poo really loud

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

I Masturbate Daily.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

laziness .... its all in the mind

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.