When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.