get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Do somthing only you do

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I think about other women when having sex

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misread flashlight

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.