I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.