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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.