When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.