Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.