I want to suck on your penis

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Tried to suck ur own penis

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.