Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.