Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I read the down voted posts

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I always cry when I pray.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.