Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.