- Things You Think Only You Do

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

wipe your hands on your pants

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.