In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Your mom

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.