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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.