Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.