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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Boinked my neighbor

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.