Courtesy flush.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Smoking in the shower.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.