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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Eat ice by itself

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

I always think I have special powers

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.