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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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When im alone i have a conversation with myself
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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Look at my poop before flushing
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.