Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Do somthing only you do

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.