I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

sit in the shower

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.