Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.