Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Being fat

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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I chew my ice cream.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.