After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.