suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.