Play as both sides on fifa

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Eat ice by itself

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I always think I have special powers

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.