That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

I gotta get down of Friday

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I piss in the bed every night

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I never feel bored

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.