When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.