twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.