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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.
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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Be a loner at school
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,
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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.