When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.