When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.