when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I hold my breath in elevators

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.