I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Say what even when u heard someone

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.