Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.