Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Breathe.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.