- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.