I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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ASMR

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.