Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.