I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Breathe.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I have an irrational fear of sloths

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

Pee in the shower

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.