When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I always think I have special powers

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.