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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.
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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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I sleep in the nude.
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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.