When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I click my teeth to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.