The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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get really confused

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I read the down voted posts

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.