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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.