A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.