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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.
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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.
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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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RAPE CHILDREN
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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.