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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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being super bored at school
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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I click my teeth to music
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.