get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.