When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.