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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.