I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.