when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.