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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.