I **** with no hands.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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My parents are annoying.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.