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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.