Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.