Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.