When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.