filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

blink

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.