read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.