I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.