I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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sit in the shower

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I want to suck on your penis

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.