Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.