having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.