Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.