I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.