Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Pee in the shower.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.