Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.