Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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being super bored at shool

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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smoke marijuana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.