Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I eat ass

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.