Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Sitting down in the shower

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.