watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I put salt on buttered toast...

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.