Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.