Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.