When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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fart

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.