When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Pee in the shower

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I **** with no hands.

I control water in the shower.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.