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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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Hate Skydoesminecraft.
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