I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.