When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

wipe your hands on your pants

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.