when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I can't trill my R's

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.