Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.