I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I never feel bored

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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jack off

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.