when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I pee in the shower.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.