When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Go outside and pee.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.