I rape small children ;).

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

shag your mom

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.