Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.