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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.
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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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incognito mode on google chrome
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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RAPE CHILDREN
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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.