Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.