When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.