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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious
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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.
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Dip my pizza crust in my soda
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.
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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.