Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.