read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

I really enjoy self-pity.

make south park refferences every day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.