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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.