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Giving my dog a massage.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I can't trill my R's

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.