I put salt on buttered toast...

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

fart

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I always think I have special powers

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.