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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Sometimes I toot.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.