When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.