i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

shag your mom

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.