losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.