im going to rape that girl

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.