Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I pee in the shower.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.