When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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shag your mom

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.