Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.