At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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fap

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.