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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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Having gay sex
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.