i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

R A P E Children

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.