read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Breathe.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

speak proper english

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.