I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Only use the left earphone.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I **** with no hands.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.