Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.