When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.