Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I always think I have special powers

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I have seen a UFO

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.