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I cant ride a bike
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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I constantly talk to myself.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.