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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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Go outside and pee.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.