Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Pee in the shower.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.