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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.
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sit in the shower
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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.