When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.