i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.