- Things You Think Only You Do

-12

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

-56

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

-118

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

-61

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

-90

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

-16

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

-22

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

+5

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

-37

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

-31

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

-29

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

-95

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

-17

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

-41

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

-28

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

-98

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

-2

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

-46

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

-46

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

-47

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

-17

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

-49

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Things You Think Only You Do