I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.