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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.