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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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i use dental dams
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.