Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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sing in the shower

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.