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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next
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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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I sleep in the nude.
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.