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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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RAPE CHILDREN
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.