I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

sit in the shower

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

I laugh easier when im with someone

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

I want to suck on your penis

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.