I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.