I rape small children ;).

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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shag your mom

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.