- Things You Think Only You Do

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.