pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.