When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

shag your mom

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

make food scream if i chop them up.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.