whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.