Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Breathe.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.