Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Take baths

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.