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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.
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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.