I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I know how to type a ¿

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.