YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.