Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

speak proper english

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.