Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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misread flashlight

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.