Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.