The older I get the more honest I get

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.