watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.