Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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blink

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.