repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Pee in the shower

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Pee in the shower.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.