I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Pee in my work garbage can.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.