Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Breathe.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.