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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.