Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.