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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.