brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.