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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch
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Try to pet your cat with your foot.
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.