I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Only use the left earphone.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

fall asleep in the shower.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I **** with no hands.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.