if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

KICK THE CAN

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Play as both sides on fifa

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

sit in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.