I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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being super bored at shool

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.