filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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blink

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.