thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.