Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Pee in the shower.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I control water in the shower.

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KICK THE CAN

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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get really confused

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.