i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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shag your mom

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.