When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Poop naked.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.