Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I can't trill my R's

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.