I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.