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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).
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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.
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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.