When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Pee in the shower

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I **** with no hands.

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I control water in the shower.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.