Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.