I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

try to give your friends spirit animals

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.