I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Vote for the other guy

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.