whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.