I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.