I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.