When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.