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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.
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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.
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Tried to suck ur own penis
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.