Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Take baths

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.