Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.