When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

The older I get the more honest I get

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.