Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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whale sperm

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.