i smoke weed all day.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Made after doomsday plans

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Ur mum

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.