trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.