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misread dig bick
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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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I click my teeth to music
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.