Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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i use dental dams

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.