Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I always cry when I pray.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Be a loner at school

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.