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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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I have an irrational fear of sloths
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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wipe your hands on your pants
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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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ASMR
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.