People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Think about breathing...

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.