I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Mayada stupid

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.