Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.