I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

I control water in the shower.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I chew my ice cream.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

I put salt on buttered toast...

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.