If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.