When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.