write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.