At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.