getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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being super bored at school

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.