In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I eat ass

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pee in the shower

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.