Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.