You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.