I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.