Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.