Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Poo really loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.