I think about life problems in the shower

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.