I think about life problems in the shower

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.