Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I click my teeth to music

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.