judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.