In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.