I have never watched Star Wars.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.