When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.