Dancing while hoovering

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.