I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I can see a magic eye image

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Boinked my neighbor

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.