Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.