Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.