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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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I read the down voted posts
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Say what even when u heard someone
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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fart
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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jack off
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.