when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.