Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.