im going to kill that person and get away with it

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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penis

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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hate Justin Bieber

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.