When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.