When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.