turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

wipe your hands on your pants

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I constantly talk to myself.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.