When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Ur mum

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Be a loner at school

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.