I gotta get down of Friday

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.