Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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being super bored at shool

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.