when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.