I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When out I like to "people watch."

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I like to poo while smoking.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.