While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.