When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.