Eating chicken at KFC.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Breathe.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.