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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.