I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I control water in the shower.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I chew my ice cream.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.