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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.