im going to kill that person and get away with it

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

penis

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

hate Justin Bieber

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.