Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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speak proper english

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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i see almost everything as a sign

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.