I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.