- Things You Think Only You Do

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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sneeze without closing my eyes

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.