getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

being super bored at school

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.