When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.