ASMR

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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im going to rape that girl

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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hallo

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.