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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike
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being super bored at shool
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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.