trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.