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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Tear up when I poop
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.