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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.