Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.