Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I really like taking shits.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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misread flashlight

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.