Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I eat ass

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.