Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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My parents are annoying.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.