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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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whale sperm
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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.