Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I think about other women when having sex

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.