Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.