When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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shag your mom

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.