Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.