Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.