I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Take baths

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.