When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.