While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.