when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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sit in the shower

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I can see a magic eye image

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.