Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.