wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

look at bins as i walk past them

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.