A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I can't trill my R's

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.