Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Dancing while hoovering

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.