When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.