sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.