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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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When I'm scared in the shower sing
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I scratch and sniff.
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draw the sun at the corner of the page
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.