Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Like a toy until it breaks.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.