I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.