When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.