One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.