I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.