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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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I read the down voted posts
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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.
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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.
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RAPE CHILDREN
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.