- Things You Think Only You Do

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I push the door open with my stomach

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.