I piss in the bed every night

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.