Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I eat ass

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.