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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.