Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.