Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Think about breathing...

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.