Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.