I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When out I like to "people watch."

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I like to poo while smoking.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

check shower for murder then pee

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.