I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.