When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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sing in the shower

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.