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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?
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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.