never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I have seen a UFO

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.