Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.