When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Justin Beiber is a woman

im going to rape that girl

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.