Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Eat ice by itself

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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being super bored at shool

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.