See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.