When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

I really enjoy self-pity.

make south park refferences every day

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.