(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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wonder who wrote these things

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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being super bored at shool

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.