only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.