I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.