I really enjoy self-pity.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.