I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.