Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.