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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet
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fap
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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.