You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.