Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.