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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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I eat ass
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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.