Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.