I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Be a loner at school

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.