disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

incognito mode on google chrome

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.