- Things You Think Only You Do

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I constantly talk to myself.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

I think about other women when having sex

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.