After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My parents are annoying.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.