Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.