When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Breathe.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.