When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.