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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Poo really loud
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.