Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I can't trill my R's

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.