- Things You Think Only You Do

make food scream if i chop them up.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

listen to madonnas new album

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Be a loner at school

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.