I chew my ice cream.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Sitting down in the shower

Mayada stupid

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

hate Justin Bieber

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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