When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.