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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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k. everyone
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.