When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.