Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Tear up when I poop

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.