When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Courtesy flush.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.