After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I can see a magic eye image

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have a phobia of incest

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.