Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I was the real Stig...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.