when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.