When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.