Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Ur mum

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.