every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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suck my own penis

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.