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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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-46
Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.
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+47
In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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-54
I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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-49
I'm really picky about how I earn money
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-55
If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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-35
watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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+58
When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.
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-65
Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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-33
Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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-82
Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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-65
Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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+23
Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.
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-71
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.