whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.