I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

I piss in the bed every night

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.