When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.