I can see a magic eye image

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.