When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.