When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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My parents are annoying.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.