When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.