I piss in the bed every night

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.