I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.