I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Poo really loud

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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misread flashlight

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.