Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.