Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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sit in the shower

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.