When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.