Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.