Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.