I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

make food scream if i chop them up.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.