Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Play Minecraft

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.