When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I never feel bored

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k. everyone

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.