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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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Gotta sleep with a fan.
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Do somthing only you do
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?
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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.