pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.