I never feel bored

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I can't trill my R's

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.