When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

i masturbate with my feet

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.