I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I piss in the bed every night

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.