Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Ur mum

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.