When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Reading the terms of service :O....

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.