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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?
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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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misread dig bick
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.