I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.