I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.