i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I piss in the bed every night

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Do somthing only you do

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Pee in the shower

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Being fat

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.