When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.