Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.