I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.