When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.