Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.