Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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hallo

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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im going to rape that girl

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.