If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.