After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I pee in the shower.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.