get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I piss in the bed every night

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.