When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Pee in the shower.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I want to suck on your penis

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.