You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Breathe.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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speak proper english

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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sit in the shower

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.