after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.