- Things You Think Only You Do

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.