Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.