- Things You Think Only You Do

Gotta sleep with a fan.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.