When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.