When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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listen to madonnas new album

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.