Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Wonder why there are sites like this.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

i use dental dams

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.