I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.