When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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RAPE CHILDREN

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.