Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.