When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I have a phobia of incest

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.