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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Giving my dog a massage.
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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I rape small children ;).
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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.