Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.