Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

misread dig bick

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.