When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.