I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Your mom

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Vote for the other guy

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.