I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.