Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.