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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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penis

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.