Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.