Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.