I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.