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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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sit in the shower
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.