I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Dancing while hoovering

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.