When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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being super bored at shool

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Courtesy flush.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I know how to type a ¿

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.