I meow when my cat meows.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.