this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.