Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.