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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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Talk to my cat.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.