Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Pee in the shower.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.