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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.