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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.