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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.