Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.