Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.