I sleep in my underpants every single night

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.