Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Breathe.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.