Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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humiliating little girls

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.