Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I mean Diana Ross.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.