Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

I gotta get down of Friday

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.