Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.