Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

thumb_up thumb_down -5

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

thumb_up thumb_down -23

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

thumb_up thumb_down -38

fall asleep in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

thumb_up thumb_down -38

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -78

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

thumb_up thumb_down +640

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

thumb_up thumb_down -137

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

thumb_up thumb_down -54

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.