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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.
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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.
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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.