Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.