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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.