Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Breathe.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.