Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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misread dig bick

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.