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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep
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Seperate your food on you dinner plate
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.