Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.