- Things You Think Only You Do

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.