I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.