I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.