I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.