Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.