when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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misread flashlight

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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sit in the shower

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.