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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.