Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.