Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I think about life problems in the shower

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.