trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.