only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.