How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Eat ice by itself

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.