When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

Pee in the shower

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Go for a 10 mile run.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.