I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.