Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Your mom

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.