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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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fall asleep in the shower.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.