Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I really like taking shits.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.