Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Breathe.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.