When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.