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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.
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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.