I rape small children ;).

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Be a loner at school

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Talk to my cat.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.