Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.