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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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hate Justin Bieber
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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being super bored at school
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.