When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.