Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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i use dental dams

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.