Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Your mom

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.