Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Pee in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -100

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

thumb_up thumb_down +263

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

thumb_up thumb_down +286

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

thumb_up thumb_down -109

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

thumb_up thumb_down -86

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

thumb_up thumb_down -73

When I'm scared in the shower sing

thumb_up thumb_down +38

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

thumb_up thumb_down -128

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

thumb_up thumb_down -23

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

thumb_up thumb_down -151

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.