shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.