Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have a phobia of incest

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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i use dental dams

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.