i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.