After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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misread flashlight

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.