Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.