Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.