I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.