when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

I laugh easier when im with someone

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.