Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Vote for the other guy

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Be a loner at school

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.