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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.
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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.
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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.