When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.