When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Pee in the shower

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.