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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Vote for the other guy
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.
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blink
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.
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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.