Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

check shower for murder then pee

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Pee in my work garbage can.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.