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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while
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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.