When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.