Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.