if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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blink

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.