When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.