Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I scratch and sniff.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.