When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

jack off

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I think about life problems in the shower

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.