I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

incognito mode on google chrome

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

I constantly talk to myself.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.