When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.