When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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jack off

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.