Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sleep in the nude.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.