When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Justin Beiber is a woman

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I have a phobia of incest

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.