Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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i use dental dams

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Breathe.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.