trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.