Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Watch the same movies over and over

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.