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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.