Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.