Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.