- Things You Think Only You Do

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

i see almost everything as a sign

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.