I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Your mom

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.