when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.