Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.