- Things You Think Only You Do

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Say what even when u heard someone

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

get really confused

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Poo really loud

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.