At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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humiliating little girls

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Picking my nose.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.