trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.