When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I read the down voted posts

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.