When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.