When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Dancing while hoovering

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.