squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I eat ass

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.