I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.