Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.