When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I click my teeth to music

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.