being super bored at school

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

I click my teeth to music

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.