whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Eat ice by itself

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Take baths

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.