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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Go outside and pee.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.