Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.