When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I have seen a UFO

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.