When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Take baths

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.