Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I hate being called "buddy".

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I Masturbate Daily.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.