when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.