Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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conundrum.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.