Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.