Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Poop naked.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.