How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Your mom

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Be a loner at school

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.