that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.