Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

call someone by a siblings name.

conundrum.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.