I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Breathe.

sit in the shower

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.