A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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whale sperm

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.