Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.