When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I rape small children ;).

I sleep in the nude.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Only use the left earphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.