Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.