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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.