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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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jack off
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about
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i masturbate with my feet
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Poo really loud
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.