click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Do somthing only you do

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.