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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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get really confused
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.