I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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suck my own penis

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.