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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.