Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.