Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.