i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.