My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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k. everyone

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.