Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I cant ride a bike

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.