You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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suck my own penis

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.