Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.