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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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draw the sun at the corner of the page
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.