when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.