Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.