When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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sit in the shower

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.