when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.