Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.