Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Picking my nose.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.