Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.