when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.