When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I was the real Stig...

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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get really confused

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.