Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.