Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I control water in the shower.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Being fat

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.