OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Watch the same movies over and over

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.