I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.