When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Picking my nose.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I scratch and sniff.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.