While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.