When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Pee in the shower

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.