Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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ASMR

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.