Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I never feel bored

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Poo really loud

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.