I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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conundrum.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.