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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!
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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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incognito mode on google chrome
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.