Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Vote for the other guy

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I cant ride a bike

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.