whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Eat ice by itself

I wonder if elections are rigged?

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Take baths

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.