whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

thumb_up thumb_down +1,062

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

thumb_up thumb_down -21

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,409

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I pee in the shower. :3

thumb_up thumb_down -17

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

thumb_up thumb_down +47

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

thumb_up thumb_down +241

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

thumb_up thumb_down +21

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.