i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.