A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

whale sperm

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.