you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

I push the door open with my stomach

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

sing like a pro in da shower

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.