Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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fart

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.