I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.