Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.