Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I read the down voted posts

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.