Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.