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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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speak proper english
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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sit in the shower
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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ASMR
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.