Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

blink

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.