I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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being super bored at shool

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.