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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Get that shiver when you're peeing.
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Fart at home
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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Try to pet your cat with your foot.
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.