Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.