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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.