I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.