when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.