See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I **** with no hands.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.