never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.