When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Be a loner at school

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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im going to rape that girl

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.