Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

laziness .... its all in the mind

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

My parents are annoying.

hallo

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

im going to rape that girl

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.