Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.