Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.