After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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fall asleep in the shower.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.