When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

whale sperm

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.