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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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I pee in the shower. :3
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.