I read the down voted posts

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I cant ride a bike

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.