Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.