When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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whale sperm

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.