After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

fall asleep in the shower.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.