On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.