Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.