Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Sometimes I toot.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.