I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.