After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Fart at home

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I always think I have special powers

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.