Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Made after doomsday plans

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.