Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.