This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.