working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Dancing while hoovering

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.