On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I piss in the bed every night

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.