Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.