When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

make food scream if i chop them up.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.