whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.