Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

I push the door open with my stomach

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.