When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.