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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.