don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.