Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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penis

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.