Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.