I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Sometimes I toot.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.