I know how to type a ¿

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

fart

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Eat ice by itself

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

fall asleep in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.