Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.