when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I know how to type a ¿

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.