If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.