When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.