Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.