Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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My parents are annoying.

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hallo

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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im going to rape that girl

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.