- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

listen to madonnas new album

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.