when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.