When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Tear up when I poop

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Picking my nose.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.