Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.