if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.