Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.