Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I piss in the bed every night

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.