Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.