Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Talk to my cat.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.