So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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jack off

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.