I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I pee in the shower.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.