I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.