I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Be a loner at school

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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blink

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.