When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.