I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.