Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.