when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.