I know how to type a ¿

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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fart

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Eat ice by itself

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.