Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.