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being super bored at shool

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.