whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.