Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I always cry when I pray.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.