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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.