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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

get bored so I fist myself for money

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.