if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.