Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.