When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Pee in the shower.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.