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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving
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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)
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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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humiliating little girls
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Courtesy flush.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.