Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.