Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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blink

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Vote for the other guy

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.