When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +821

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

thumb_up thumb_down +285

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

thumb_up thumb_down +271

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

thumb_up thumb_down

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

thumb_up thumb_down +167

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

thumb_up thumb_down -46

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Eating chicken at KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Tried to suck ur own penis

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.