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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Made after doomsday plans
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.