don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

When out I like to "people watch."

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

i masturbate with my feet

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.