when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Pee in the shower

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.