Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

I laugh easier when im with someone

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.