reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.