trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I rape small children ;).

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I sleep in the nude.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do somthing only you do

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.