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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.