i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Believing in the kindness of strangers

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.