has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.