I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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check shower for murder then pee

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.