I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.