When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.