When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.