When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I scratch and sniff.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I put big spaces in between comments

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.