I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.