lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.