Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.