calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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sit in the shower

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.