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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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suck my own penis
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.