push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I click my teeth to music

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.