Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.