i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.