when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.