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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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im going to rape that girl
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I put big spaces in between comments
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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im going to RAPEEEE that girl
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.