Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.