While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.