Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.