After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Think about breathing...

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.