I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Pee in the shower.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.