Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.