Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.