Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Eat ice by itself

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Your mom

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.