Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

I pee in the shower.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.