invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.