In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I was the real Stig...

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.