Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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penis

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.