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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.