Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.