Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

im going to rape that girl

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

I meow when my cat meows.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.