The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.