After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Eat ice by itself

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Your mom

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.