I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.