I think about life problems in the shower

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.