Believing in the kindness of strangers

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.