Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.