strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.