This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Dancing while hoovering

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.