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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.
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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.
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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.