I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.