Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I really like taking shits.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I pee in the shower.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.