Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.