When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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pick your nose and eat it

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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My parents are annoying.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.