get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.