I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.