Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Picking my nose.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.