When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.