when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.