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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.