After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I constantly talk to myself.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Think about breathing...

I think about life problems in the shower

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.