Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I have seen a UFO

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.