Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Pee in my work garbage can.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I rape small children ;).

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.