When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.