- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.