Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Eat ice by itself

Your mom

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.