cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.