I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I always think I have special powers

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.