push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I click my teeth to music

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.