Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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i smoke weed all day.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Play Minecraft

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.