Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Think about breathing...

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.