While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.