When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.