Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

get really confused

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.