I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.