When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.