Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.