Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I rape small children ;).

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.