Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.