im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I really like taking shits.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Dancing while hoovering

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.