Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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im going to rape that girl

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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hallo

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.