Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Picking my nose.

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.