Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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fall asleep in the shower.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.