Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.