Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.