do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Mayada stupid

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I piss in the bed every night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.