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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.
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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.