http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Pee in the shower

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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KICK THE CAN

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.