I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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i smoke weed all day.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.