Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.