I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.