Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I have seen a UFO

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.