trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I rape small children ;).

I sleep in the nude.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Only use the left earphone.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Do somthing only you do

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.