play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.