Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My parents are annoying.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.