Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I pee in the shower.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.