Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

I have an irrational fear of sloths

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

humiliating little girls

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.