Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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get really confused

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.