Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Boinked my neighbor

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Pee in the shower

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.