pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.