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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.
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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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Sitting next to a banana called James
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.