Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

thumb_up thumb_down -27

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +156

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

thumb_up thumb_down +15

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

thumb_up thumb_down -1

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

thumb_up thumb_down +152

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +186

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

thumb_up thumb_down -18

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.