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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)
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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.
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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.