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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.
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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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I always cry when I pray.
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.