When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I control water in the shower.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.