When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.