After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I hate being called "buddy".

Eat ice by itself

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Your mom

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.