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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.