I really enjoy self-pity.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.