Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Poop naked.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.