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Poop naked.
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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Eat ice by itself
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Hate Skydoesminecraft.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_
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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.