Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

fall asleep in the shower.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.