Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I really like taking shits.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

I pee in the shower.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.