I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.