I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Thinking your life is a movie...

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.