Try to see nipples through body paint.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I piss in the bed every night

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.