I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.