Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.