Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Tried to suck ur own penis

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.