when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.