Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I think about other women when having sex

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.