I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

I always cry when I pray.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

I like to poo while smoking.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I pee in the shower. :3

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.