after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.