You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.