Look at my poo before I flush it.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.