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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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