Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.