Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I **** with no hands.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I piss in the bed every night

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.