Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Picking my nose.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Stab myself on a daily basis

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.