Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.