When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Giving my dog a massage.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.