Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Justin Beiber is a woman

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.