Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I rape small children ;).

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.