wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.