Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.