Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Pee in the shower

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.