When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Pee in the shower

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.