judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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being super bored at school

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I click my teeth to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.