pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.