When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.