while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

hate Justin Bieber

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Pee in my work garbage can.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

I always cry when I pray.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.