Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.