At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.