if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.