When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I control water in the shower.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I chew my ice cream.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.