Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Having gay sex

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.