When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.