Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Having gay sex

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.