I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.