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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.
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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)
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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.
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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.
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I never feel bored
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.