Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I always cry when I pray.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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fap

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.