Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.