I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I really like taking shits.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.