I really enjoy self-pity.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Peeing in the shower

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.