repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.