- Things You Think Only You Do

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I eat ass

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.