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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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sing in the shower
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.