The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Courtesy flush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.