Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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sing in the shower

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.