Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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being super bored at school

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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jack off

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.