Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.