when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.