Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.