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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".
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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.
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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me
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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.