I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When out I like to "people watch."

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I like to poo while smoking.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.