get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Sitting down in the shower

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.