Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.