suck my own penis

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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whale sperm

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.