I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.