When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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pick your nose and eat it

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.