I **** with no hands.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.