- Things You Think Only You Do

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.