HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.