Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.