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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.