Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.