Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Eating chicken at KFC.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I ejaculate fire and glory

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Thinking your life is a movie...

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.