I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.