When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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ASMR

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I control water in the shower.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.