Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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sing in the shower

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.