Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.