When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I don't read the terms of service.

I gotta get down of Friday

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.