Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.