Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

I have seen a UFO

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

I Masturbate Daily.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.