whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I constantly talk to myself.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

suck my own penis

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.