Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.