If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

i use dental dams

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.