i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I think about other women when having sex

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.