While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.