Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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fap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.