Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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KICK THE CAN

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.