no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.