Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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shag your mom

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.