Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.