I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.