when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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suck my own penis

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.