I control water in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

thumb_up thumb_down -63

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Take off the ends of the banana (

thumb_up thumb_down -103

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

thumb_up thumb_down +46

get really confused

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

thumb_up thumb_down -110

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

thumb_up thumb_down -85

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -6

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

thumb_up thumb_down -148

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

thumb_up thumb_down +349

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.