When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.