Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Go on this site to feel normal.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I chew my ice cream.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.