I pee in the shower.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.