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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.
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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.
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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.