I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

I masturbate with sandpaper

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.