I control water in the shower.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.