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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford
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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.