I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

When I'm scared in the shower sing

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Go outside and pee.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.