after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.