Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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misread dig bick

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.