Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.