When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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whale sperm

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.