Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.