Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.