When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Giving my dog a massage.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.