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I control water in the shower.
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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!
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get really confused
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.