I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.