Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.