I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

shag your mom

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.