I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I can't trill my R's

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Made after doomsday plans

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.