poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.