Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.