I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.