Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Be a loner at school

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Do somthing only you do

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.