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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.