Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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penis

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.