- Things You Think Only You Do

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.