I **** with no hands.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.