You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.