When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.