Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.