look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.