Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I know how to type a ¿

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.