i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.