Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.