Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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sit in the shower

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.