when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I click my teeth to music

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.