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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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-83
Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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-81
Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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-75
Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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-24
sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.