One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I sleep in the nude.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.