Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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sing in the shower

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.