Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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fap

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.