Stab myself on a daily basis

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.