I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.