trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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My parents are annoying.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.