When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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get really confused

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I can't trill my R's

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.