Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

I pee in the shower. :3

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.