Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.