I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.