While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I chew my ice cream.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.