Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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i see almost everything as a sign

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.