Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Go on this site to feel normal.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.