I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.