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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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whale sperm
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.
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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.