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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.
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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.