think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.