when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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My parents are annoying.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.