Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.