Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.