When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Take baths

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.