this is a terrible website and i hate you

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.