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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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Hate Skydoesminecraft.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.
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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.