In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I really like taking shits.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.