after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.