Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.