When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.