When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.