get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.