During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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i smoke weed all day.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.