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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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humiliating little girls
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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Say what even when u heard someone
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.