I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.