Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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conundrum.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.