when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.