i would air drum even if theres no music playing

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

It's hot but I still have on covers

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

I hold my breath in elevators

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.