when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

make food scream if i chop them up.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

misread flashlight

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.