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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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Only use the left earphone.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Pee in the shower.
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.