I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.