When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Brake for tail-gaters

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.