Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fap

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.