Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Having gay sex

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.