Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.