When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.