Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

sing in the shower

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.