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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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Pee in my work garbage can.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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I rape small children ;).
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.