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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I talk to my pet when no one is home.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.
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sit in the shower
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.