Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.