I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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being super bored at school

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.