I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Dancing while hoovering

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.