I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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humiliating little girls

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.