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call someone by a siblings name.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.
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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.