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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again
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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.
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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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I think about other women when having sex
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smoke marijuana
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.