Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I always think I have special powers

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.