Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I click my teeth to music

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.