look at bins as i walk past them

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.