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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.