Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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sit in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.