Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.