i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I hold my breath in elevators

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.