In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I hate being called "buddy".

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.