Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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fart

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.