I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Go outside and pee.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.