Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

This song will not come out of my head!

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

KICK THE CAN

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.