Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

I hate being called "buddy".

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.