When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.