Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.