When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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My parents are annoying.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I meow when my cat meows.

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being super bored at shool

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being super bored at school

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.