Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Made after doomsday plans

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.