When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.