When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.