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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.