Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I rape small children ;).

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.