cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Having gay sex

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.