if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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wipe your hands on your pants

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.