I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I know how to type a ¿

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.