When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

This song will not come out of my head!

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.