When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.