When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.