When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Pee in the shower.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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make south park refferences every day

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.