When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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only read the short jokes on this website

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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sing in the shower

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.