Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I **** with no hands.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.