While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Think about breathing...

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.