Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I control water in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.