Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I think about life problems in the shower

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.