Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.