When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.