I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.