when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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penis

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.