I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Ur mum

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.