Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.