Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.