When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.