Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I was the real Stig...

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.