I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.