When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

suck my own penis

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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