Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

I was the real Stig...

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.