Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.