I piss in the bed every night

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I never feel bored

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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jack off

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.