When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.