I always cry when I pray.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

I have a phobia of incest

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

incognito mode on google chrome

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.