pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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My parents are annoying.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.