I **** with no hands.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Talk to my cat.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I click my teeth to music

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.