When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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speak proper english

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.