Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.