Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.