I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.