Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Look at my poop before flushing

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Be a loner at school

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Play Minecraft

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I have seen a UFO

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.