I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.