when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Dancing while hoovering

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.