Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.