I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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being super bored at school

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I scratch and sniff.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.