Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.