Eating chicken at KFC.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Smoking in the shower.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.