rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Watch the same movies over and over

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.