I always cry when I pray.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I have a phobia of incest

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.