When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I control water in the shower.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.