tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I pee in the shower.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.