You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.