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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.
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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case
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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.