Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I never feel bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.