Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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blink

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.