Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Be a loner at school

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Play Minecraft

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I have seen a UFO

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.