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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.