Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I click my teeth to music

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.