Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.