Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

I really enjoy self-pity.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

the power to regenerate your appendix

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.