everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Picking my nose.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.