When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

ASMR

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.