Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.