Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.