If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I click my teeth to music

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.