pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.