Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.