get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Go outside and pee.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.