whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.