rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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suck my own penis

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.