pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I rape small children ;).

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.