dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Do somthing only you do

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.