when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Made after doomsday plans

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I was the real Stig...

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.