Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Pee in the shower

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.