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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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I chew my ice cream.
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.