When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

speak proper english

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.