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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.
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RAPE CHILDREN
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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Pee in the shower.
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.