Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.