I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.