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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.
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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.
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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Be a loner at school
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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Think about things I should be doing with my life.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.