When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Made after doomsday plans

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Having gay sex

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.