If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Talk to my cat.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.