I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

Be a loner at school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.