when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.