when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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The older I get the more honest I get

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.