While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.