I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Made after doomsday plans

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Go outside and pee.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.