Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.