Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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misread dig bick

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.