before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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I scratch and sniff.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.