Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

fap

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

The older I get the more honest I get

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Talk to my cat.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

I control water in the shower.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

I laugh easier when im with someone

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.