Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.