Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.