When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.