Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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whale sperm

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.