Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.