I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Go outside and pee.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.