shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.