get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Go outside and pee.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.