must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.