Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.