When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Tear up when I poop

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Picking my nose.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.