Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.