think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

blink

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

Justin Beiber is a woman

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I have a phobia of incest

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.