smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.