I always cry when I pray.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

Fart at home

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Ur mum

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.