Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

My parents are annoying.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.