Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I cant ride a bike

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I sleep in the nude.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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sing in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.