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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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Pee in the shower.
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Pee in the shower
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.