On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.