Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.