must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.