If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

I click my teeth to music

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

The older I get the more honest I get

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.