Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Be a loner at school

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.