Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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sit in the shower

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.