Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.