When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.