Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I **** with no hands.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.