in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.