I **** with no hands.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Your mom

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.