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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?
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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.
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k. everyone
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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.
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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.
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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.