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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.