Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Peeing in the shower

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Breathe.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.