Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I piss in the bed every night

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.