When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Go for a 10 mile run.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.