When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.