When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I used to eat bath bubbles

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Set Fire to the Rain

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

I laugh easier when im with someone

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.