that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.