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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.