When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.