Peeing in the shower

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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R A P E Children

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.