rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.