When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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ASMR

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.