Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Being fat

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.