I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

masturbate quietly in my room.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.