When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

Fart at home

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

I sleep in the nude.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.