misread dig bick

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.