This song will not come out of my head!

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.