I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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thumb down this post

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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misread flashlight

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.