Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.