When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Peeing in the shower

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.