I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Think about breathing...

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.