pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Peeing in the shower

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.