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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I **** with no hands.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.