pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.