While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Think about breathing...

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I have never watched Star Wars.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.