Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.