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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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draw the sun at the corner of the page
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.