Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.