After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.