Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Peeing in the shower

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Be a loner at school

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.