When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.