When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Fart at home

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.