thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.