Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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shag your mom

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.