Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.