I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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fap

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.