I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.