I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.