Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I pee in the shower. :3

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When out I like to "people watch."

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

humiliating little girls

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.