Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.