When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.