Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Having gay sex

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.