Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Boinked my neighbor

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.