I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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wonder who wrote these things

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.