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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Vote for the other guy
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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suck my own penis
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.
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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing
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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.