Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.