I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.