in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

shag your mom

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.