Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.