*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.