Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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k. everyone

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.