Pee in the shower

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I never feel bored

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Mayada stupid

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.