I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.