Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.