When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.