When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.