Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I control water in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.