I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Mayada stupid

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.