try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

laziness .... its all in the mind

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Use my phone to see what time it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.