When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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fart

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.