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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.
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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.