Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Be a loner at school

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Eat ice by itself

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.