I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

get bored so I fist myself for money

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.