When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.