When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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i use dental dams

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.