Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.