Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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fap

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.