When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

I pee in the shower. :3

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.