Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.