spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.