When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.