Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I scratch and sniff.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.