even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.