Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I can't trill my R's

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.