I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Only use the left earphone.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.