when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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hate Justin Bieber

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I was the real Stig...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.