Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.