Seperate your food on you dinner plate

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.