stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I hate being called "buddy".

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.