Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.