I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I gotta get down of Friday

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.