I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.