When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Pee in the shower.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.