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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I always cry when I pray.
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones
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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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being super bored at shool
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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Courtesy flush.
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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.