Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

k. everyone

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.