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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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Tear up when I poop
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Take baths
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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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I control water in the shower.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.