I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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fart

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.