When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

I scratch and sniff.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I cant ride a bike

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

I click my teeth to music

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.