Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.