Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.