while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Play Minecraft

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.