Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.