When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.