When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.