At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.