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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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When I'm scared in the shower sing
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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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