Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.