When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.