i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.