make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

i masturbate with my feet

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I was the real Stig...

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

get really confused

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.