Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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sit in the shower

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.