I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.