See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.