Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.