When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.