Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.