- Things You Think Only You Do

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

whale sperm

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.