Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I always think I have special powers

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I always cry when I pray.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.