Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Your mom

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.