i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.