Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.