I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.