Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.