When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.