Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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being super bored at school

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.