when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Peeing in the shower

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.