Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Think of numbers as male or female.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.