get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.