After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I put big spaces in between comments

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.