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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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Fart at home
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.