daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.