get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

I really like taking shits.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Made after doomsday plans

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.