When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.