I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

fart

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.