When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I scratch and sniff.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I cant ride a bike

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I click my teeth to music

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.