Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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k. everyone

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.