Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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sit in the shower

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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ASMR

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.