When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I eat ass

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.