Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.