Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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fart

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.