look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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pick your nose and eat it

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.