Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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k. everyone

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.