Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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make south park refferences every day

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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hate Justin Bieber

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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fart

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.