When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I click my teeth to music

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.