When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.