I can't trill my R's

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.