I piss in the bed every night

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.