Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.