turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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penis

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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incognito mode on google chrome

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.