When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

fap

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.