sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.