If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.