when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.