When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.