wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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sit in the shower

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.