before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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ASMR

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I always cry when I pray.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.