Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I rape small children ;).

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.