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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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misread dig bick

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.