Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I have a phobia of incest

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I was the real Stig...

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I push the door open with my stomach

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.