Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.