when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Being fat

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Think of numbers as male or female.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.