Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.