When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.