Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I scratch and sniff.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.