In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.