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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.