Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.