I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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ASMR

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.