I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Go outside and pee.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.