Set Fire to the Rain

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

The older I get the more honest I get

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

I laugh easier when im with someone

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Look at my poop before flushing

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.