When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

I pee in the shower.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.