i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.