I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Made after doomsday plans

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.