When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I pee in the shower.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.