If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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fap

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.