try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.