If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I cant ride a bike

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

fap

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.