after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

I hit the frig after sex

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Only use the left earphone.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Your mom

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.