cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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whale sperm

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.