When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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sing in the shower

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Smoking in the shower.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.