I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Smoking in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.