I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Having gay sex

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Pee in the shower.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.