after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Your mom

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.