get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I **** with no hands.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.