get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I **** with no hands.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.