When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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sing in the shower

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.