Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I really like taking shits.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Dancing while hoovering

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.