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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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Get that shiver when you're peeing.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.