When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.