When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.