when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Having gay sex

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I pee in the shower.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.