When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.