When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.