fart

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.