After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

I hold my breath in elevators

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.