I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.