standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I was the real Stig...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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R A P E Children

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.