Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.