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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.