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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head
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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.
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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.