Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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My parents are annoying.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.