cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

whale sperm

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.