When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.