When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.