I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.