Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.