I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Go outside and pee.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

look at bins as i walk past them

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.