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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse
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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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I talk to my pet when no one is home.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.