Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.