When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.