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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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I sleep in the nude.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.