when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.