You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I don't read the terms of service.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

I chew my ice cream.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.