Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.