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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again
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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I talk to my pet when no one is home.
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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.