When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Think about breathing...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.