When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

blink

Vote for the other guy

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.