I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.