Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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i masturbate with my feet

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I was the real Stig...

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.