I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Be a loner at school

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.