Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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My parents are annoying.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.