Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.