apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.