freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.