Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.