I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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k. everyone

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.