lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.