After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.