Play as both sides on fifa

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.