I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

i use dental dams

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.