Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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R A P E Children

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.