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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.