I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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fap

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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sit in the shower

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.