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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.
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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land
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Pee in the shower
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.