I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.