Go on this site to feel normal.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.