when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.