I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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listen to madonnas new album

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.