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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.