Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.