I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.