Go on this site to feel normal.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

Sitting next to a banana called James

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.