Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I never feel bored

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.