Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.