Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I rape small children ;).

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.