mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I read the down voted posts

Use my phone to see what time it is

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

sing in the shower

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

look at bins as i walk past them

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.