When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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smoke marijuana

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.