I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.