when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

bounce when your tip toeing.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.