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Go for a 10 mile run.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.