Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.