When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.