At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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get really confused

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.