I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.