Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.