Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I piss in the bed every night

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.