Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Try to see nipples through body paint.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

fall asleep in the shower.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.