When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

I can see a magic eye image

Things You Think Only You Do

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