Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.