When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I hit the frig after sex

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.