Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Make up a song to yourself.

Like a toy until it breaks.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.