I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.