pick your nose and eat it

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.