When out I like to "people watch."

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I really like taking shits.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.