when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I rape small children ;).

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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shag your mom

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.