Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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listen to madonnas new album

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.