walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Made after doomsday plans

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.