When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.