i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.