I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.