Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.