Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.