log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Only use the left earphone.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.