Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I read the down voted posts

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.