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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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fap

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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ASMR

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.