Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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suck my own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.