I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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i use dental dams

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.