When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

try to give your friends spirit animals

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

misread flashlight

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.