Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.