wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.