I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Dancing while hoovering

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Mayada stupid

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.