Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.