When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Think about breathing...

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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sit in the shower

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.