whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Picking my nose.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.