I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.