Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.