when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.