When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.