When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.