Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.