Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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hate Justin Bieber

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Your mom

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.