I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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conundrum.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.