When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Think about breathing...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I really like taking shits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.