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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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this is a terrible website and i hate you
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.