when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.