Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.