Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.