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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Peeing in the shower
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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.