i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.