make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.