Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.