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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Tear up when I poop
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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Say what even when u heard someone
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.