Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.