acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.