Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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sit in the shower

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.