When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.