I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

I sleep in the nude.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

I always think I have special powers

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When out I like to "people watch."

I like to poo while smoking.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.