Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.