A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.