I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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KICK THE CAN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.