When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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misread flashlight

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.