avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I know how to type a ¿

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.