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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.