When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

I chew around the center of carrots.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.