Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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i smoke weed all day.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

suck my own penis

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

I can see a magic eye image

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.