if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.