I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Courtesy flush.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

i see almost everything as a sign

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Smoking in the shower.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.