bounce when your tip toeing.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I can see a magic eye image

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.