Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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fap

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.