Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.