Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.