I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Breathe.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.