Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.