I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Go outside and pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.