When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I want to suck on your penis

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

Sitting down in the shower

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

I really enjoy self-pity.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.