Thinking your life is a movie...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.