Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I eat ass

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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fart

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.