When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.