Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.