When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.