When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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smoke marijuana

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.