If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.