Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.