when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.