I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

When I'm scared in the shower sing

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.