Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.