I like to poo while smoking.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Say what even when u heard someone

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Sometimes I toot.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.