Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Courtesy flush.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.