I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.