When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.