I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

I'm really picky about how I earn money

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Vote for the other guy

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

suck my own penis

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.