When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.