I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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