Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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penis

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.