Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.