Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.