I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.