I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.