Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Go outside and pee.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

listen to madonnas new album

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.