Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Sometimes I toot.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.