Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Play Minecraft

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make south park refferences every day

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.