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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website
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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)
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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.
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Pee in the shower.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.