I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

incognito mode on google chrome

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

When out I like to "people watch."

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

look at bins as i walk past them

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.