pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.