Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Pee in the shower.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.