Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Pee in the shower

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Pee in the shower

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.