Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I think about life problems in the shower

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.