I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.