Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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blink

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I piss in the bed every night

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.