You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

get home from work and masturbate instantly

I don't read the terms of service.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Eat ice by itself

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.