Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Sitting down in the shower

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.