Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I piss in the bed every night

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.