I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.