While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.