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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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sing like a pro in da shower
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.