At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.