Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.