I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Vote for the other guy

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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suck my own penis

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.