When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Justin Beiber is a woman

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.