DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
…
Next ›
Last »
Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+29
Courtesy flush.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-53
If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+7
Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+42
I apologize, when i bump against things.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
Still record on VHS tapes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
thumb_up
thumb_down
+19
When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
thumb_up
thumb_down
+25
When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
I have an irrational fear of sloths
thumb_up
thumb_down
+45
I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+533
Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower
thumb_up
thumb_down
+358
Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
« First
‹ Prev
…
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.