Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Vote for the other guy

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.