When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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sit in the shower

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.