I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.