I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.