When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.