i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.