Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.