I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

smoke marijuana

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.