I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.