When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.