When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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im going to rape that girl

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.