I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Courtesy flush.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.