I pee in the shower.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.