i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.