Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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misread dig bick

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.