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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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look at bins as i walk past them
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fap
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.