I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.