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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.