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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.
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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.