get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I think about other women when having sex

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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KICK THE CAN

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.