Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.