put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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pick your nose and eat it

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.