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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.
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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.