Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.