When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.