Pee in the shower.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.