get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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jack off

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.