The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Being fat

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.