Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I can't trill my R's

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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shag your mom

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I know how to type a ¿

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.