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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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Talk to my cat.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.