When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

get bored so I fist myself for money

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.