When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.