Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.