shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When out I like to "people watch."

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.