Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.