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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!
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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.