mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I eat ass

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.