- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I laugh easier when im with someone

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.