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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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I like to poo while smoking.
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.