humiliating little girls

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.