Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +9

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

thumb_up thumb_down -80

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

thumb_up thumb_down +335

I apologize, when i bump against things.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

thumb_up thumb_down +187

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down +595

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I read the down voted posts

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

thumb_up thumb_down -6

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

thumb_up thumb_down +922

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -72

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

sneeze without closing my eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -31

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

thumb_up thumb_down -55

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.