I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.