I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Made after doomsday plans

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I think about life problems in the shower

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.