I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.