i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.