Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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make south park refferences every day

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.