Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Pee in the shower.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.