Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I think about other women when having sex

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.