When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Dancing while hoovering

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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smoke marijuana

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.