Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Go outside and pee.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.