Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.