When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.