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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.