i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Go on this site to feel normal.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.