Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I read the down voted posts

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

sneeze without closing my eyes

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.