I eat food when i'm bored..

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Think of numbers as male or female.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

sit in the shower

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.