I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.