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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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Poop naked.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I think about other women when having sex
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.
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Eat ice by itself
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-48
Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.