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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.
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RAPE CHILDREN
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.