When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

It's hot but I still have on covers

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.