pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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speak proper english

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.