sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I think about other women when having sex

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.