"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Go outside and pee.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.