sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.