RAPE CHILDREN

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.