When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.