when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.