See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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R A P E Children

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.