I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Smoking in the shower.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.