When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.