When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.