Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.