I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.