- Things You Think Only You Do

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.