I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

I chew my ice cream.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.