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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer
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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.
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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.