Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I never feel bored

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.