- Things You Think Only You Do

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

make south park refferences every day

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.