when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

sit in the shower

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

ASMR

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.