I eat food when i'm bored..

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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sit in the shower

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.