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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly
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-26
Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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-56
Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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-32
I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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-31
If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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-35
walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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-43
My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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-43
eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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-14
laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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-108
I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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-19
Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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-27
I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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-48
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