When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.