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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.
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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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Sitting next to a banana called James
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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.
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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.