Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Fart at home

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.