I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I know how to type a ¿

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I can see a magic eye image

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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fart

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.