in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Made after doomsday plans

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.