Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I know how to type a ¿

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.