Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I have a phobia of incest

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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being super bored at school

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.