Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

KICK THE CAN

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.