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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.
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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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humiliating little girls
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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Watch the same movies over and over
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.