Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.