when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.