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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.