Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Go outside and pee.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.