Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.