Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.