Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Mayada stupid

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.