I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

thumb_up thumb_down

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

thumb_up thumb_down +358

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Watch the same movies over and over

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.