Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.