When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.