Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.