Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I never feel bored

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.