When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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whale sperm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.