Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I was the real Stig...

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.