i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I want to suck on your penis

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.