Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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misread flashlight

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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KICK THE CAN

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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incognito mode on google chrome

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.