When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

Dancing while hoovering

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

smoke marijuana

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.