When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.