I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.