Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.