I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.