I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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ASMR

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.