When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.