Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.