I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.