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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.