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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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-162
Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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+404
Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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When im alone i have a conversation with myself
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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.