put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.