I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.