Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Stab myself on a daily basis

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Save more than once on your favourite game.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.