- Things You Think Only You Do

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.