Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Smoking in the shower.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

sing like a pro in da shower

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.