Try stick to something but fail in the end

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.