I mean Diana Ross.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

the power to regenerate your appendix

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.