When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I always think I have special powers

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.