- Things You Think Only You Do

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.