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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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I cant ride a bike
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.