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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.