Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I hold my breath in elevators

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I cant ride a bike

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Smoking in the shower.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.