- Things You Think Only You Do

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I always think I have special powers

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Things You Think Only You Do