Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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i masturbate with my feet

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.