If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.