Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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sing like a pro in da shower

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.