- Things You Think Only You Do

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.