All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -66

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down -68

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

thumb_up thumb_down -76

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

thumb_up thumb_down -84

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

thumb_up thumb_down -108

The older I get the more honest I get

thumb_up thumb_down +61

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

thumb_up thumb_down +19

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

thumb_up thumb_down +11

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.