I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Sitting down in the shower

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.