Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.