- Things You Think Only You Do

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Be a loner at school

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.