I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Smoking in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

thumb_up thumb_down -42

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.