- Things You Think Only You Do

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.