Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I scratch and sniff.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.