When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Stab myself on a daily basis

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I always think I have special powers

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.