You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I hold my breath in elevators

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.