Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Sitting down in the shower

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.