Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.