Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.