Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I have seen a UFO

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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fall asleep in the shower.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.