Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.