Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.