- Things You Think Only You Do

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Sitting next to a banana called James

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.