Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I eat ass

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.