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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.