misread dig bick

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.