When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

I want to suck on your penis

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.