Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.