Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

masturbate quietly in my room.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.