When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.