When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.