masturbate quietly in my room.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.