stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When out I like to "people watch."

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.