Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.