toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.