I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.