Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.