I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.