Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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misread dig bick

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.