Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.