Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

fall asleep in the shower.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.