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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.