Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.