I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.