Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.