after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.