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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I always think I have special powers

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.