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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.