wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.