I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.