stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I eat ass

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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KICK THE CAN

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.