Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.