I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Pee in the shower

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.