Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.