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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.