reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.