When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.