- Things You Think Only You Do

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

fall asleep in the shower.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

masturbate quietly in my room.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.