When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.