Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.