I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.