Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.