Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I want to suck on your penis

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.