- Things You Think Only You Do

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

misread dig bick

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.