The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.