Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I have seen a UFO

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Take baths

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Eat ice by itself

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.