I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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misread dig bick

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.