Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

masturbate quietly in my room.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Pee in the shower

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

misread dig bick

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.