refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.