If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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misread dig bick

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.