Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.