I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.