I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Made after doomsday plans

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Sitting next to a banana called James

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.