- Things You Think Only You Do

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Made after doomsday plans

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.