I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I always think I have special powers

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.