I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Take baths

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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hate Justin Bieber

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I have seen a UFO

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.