When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.