- Things You Think Only You Do

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Made after doomsday plans

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.