Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Take baths

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.