When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.