Play Minecraft

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Your mom

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.