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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Your mom

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.