I have seen a UFO

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.