When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Made after doomsday plans

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.