Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.