Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.