I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Giving my dog a massage.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.