Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.