When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.