After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.