Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I always think I have special powers

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.