I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I always think I have special powers

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.