Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.