say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.