Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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k. everyone

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.