I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.