after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Vote for the other guy

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.