Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

masturbate quietly in my room.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.