suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.