Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.