Made after doomsday plans

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.