Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have seen a UFO

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.