If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

I always think I have special powers

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.