When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.