I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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misread dig bick

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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KICK THE CAN

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.