Made after doomsday plans

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.