- Things You Think Only You Do

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.