Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.