Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.