Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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being super bored at shool

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.