When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.