i see almost everything as a sign

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.