I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I want to suck on your penis

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.