When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.