Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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misread dig bick

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.