- Things You Think Only You Do

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

hate Justin Bieber

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.