when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.