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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I eat ass

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.