Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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wonder who wrote these things

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.