When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Pee in the shower

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.