reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Made after doomsday plans

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.