Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.