Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.