When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.