Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.