Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.