Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.