Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.