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Take baths
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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