Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.