Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.