bounce when your tip toeing.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Made after doomsday plans

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.