stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Eat ice by itself

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.