I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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misread dig bick

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I eat ass

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.