Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.