When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I want to suck on your penis

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.