I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.