When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.