Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.