I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Your mom

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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being super bored at school

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.