Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.