Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.