I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.