Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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wonder who wrote these things

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.