Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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misread dig bick

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.