Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Made after doomsday plans

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Play Minecraft

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.