- Things You Think Only You Do

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.