Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.