I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I have seen a UFO

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.