Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have seen a UFO

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.