daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.