When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.