get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.