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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I have seen a UFO

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

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