Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

masturbate quietly in my room.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

misread dig bick

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.