When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.