- Things You Think Only You Do

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.