disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Take baths

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.