when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Made after doomsday plans

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.