When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.