Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Fart at home

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.