whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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misread dig bick

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.