Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.