When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.