Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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misread dig bick

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I eat ass

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.