dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.