i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.