Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.