Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Made after doomsday plans

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.