I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

masturbate quietly in my room.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.