Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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sit in the shower

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.