stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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misread dig bick

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.