- Things You Think Only You Do

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.