Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Play Minecraft

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.