Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.