Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Play Minecraft

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.