When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Play Minecraft

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.