going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.