I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.