when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I have seen a UFO

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

being super bored at shool

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.