When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Vote for the other guy

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.