I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I eat ass

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.