Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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misread dig bick

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.