Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.