disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.