When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

fall asleep in the shower.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.