Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.