Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.