Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Try to see nipples through body paint.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.