repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.