Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Take baths

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.