When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

i see almost everything as a sign

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.