i see almost everything as a sign

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

being super bored at shool

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.