Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.