when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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misread dig bick

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.