Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.