In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Talk to my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.