Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Talk to my cat.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.