When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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get really confused

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.