Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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misread dig bick

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.