Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.