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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.