Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.