When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.