Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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misread dig bick

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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being super bored at shool

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.