chew on the side of my teeth

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.