You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.