Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.