Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

misread dig bick

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

laziness .... its all in the mind

I want to suck on your penis

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.