Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.