Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.