Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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misread dig bick

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I want to suck on your penis

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.