Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Take baths

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.