Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

misread dig bick

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.