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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?
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misread dig bick
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.