Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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being super bored at shool

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.