I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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misread dig bick

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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get really confused

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.