type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.