Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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being super bored at shool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.