Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.