only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.