Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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misread dig bick

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.