When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Your mom

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.