wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.