I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.