Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

misread dig bick

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

open the fridge A eat food B think

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.