I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.