When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.