when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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misread dig bick

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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being super bored at shool

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.