If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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being super bored at shool

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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misread dig bick

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.