Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.