Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.