The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.