I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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get really confused

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.