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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.