When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Vote for the other guy

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.