The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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being super bored at shool

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.