after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.