When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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misread dig bick

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.