turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.