Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

fall asleep in the shower.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

I meow when my cat meows.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Vote for the other guy

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.