Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.