- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

misread dig bick

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.