toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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misread dig bick

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.