- Things You Think Only You Do

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.