when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.