Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.