- Things You Think Only You Do

-11

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

-33

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

-37

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

-37

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

-45

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

-63

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

-73

fall asleep in the shower.

-73

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

-95

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

-2

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

-22

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

-24

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

-34

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

-56

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

-62

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

-70

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

-76

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

-92

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

-19

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

-23

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

-25

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

-27

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

fall asleep in the shower.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Things You Think Only You Do