I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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misread dig bick

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.