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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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misread dig bick
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.