Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

misread dig bick

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.