Your mom

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.