Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.