If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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being super bored at shool

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.