turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Take baths

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.