I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I have seen a UFO

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.