type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.