When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.