try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.