Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.