Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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misread dig bick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.