When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.