I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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get really confused

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.