Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Take baths

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.