I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.