push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.