Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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misread dig bick

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.