Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

open the fridge A eat food B think

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.