- Things You Think Only You Do

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Try to see nipples through body paint.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.