pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.