Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.