Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Vote for the other guy

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.