When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.