type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.