pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Vote for the other guy

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.