I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.