only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Vote for the other guy

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.