being super bored at shool

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.