Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.