I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.