Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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being super bored at shool

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Take baths

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.