Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I have seen a UFO

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

being super bored at shool

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.