Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.