misread dig bick

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.