when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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misread dig bick

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.