fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.