Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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being super bored at shool

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.