I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.