When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.