Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -100

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

thumb_up thumb_down -15

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

thumb_up thumb_down -31

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Play with my own boobs for no reason

thumb_up thumb_down -41

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.