Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

open the fridge A eat food B think

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.