When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I want to suck on your penis

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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misread dig bick

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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being super bored at shool

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.