Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.