wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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misread dig bick

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.