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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.