At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

get really confused

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.