Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

laziness .... its all in the mind

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.