I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Take baths

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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being super bored at shool

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.