I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Your mom

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.