put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.