get really confused

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.