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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.