Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.