I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.