Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Vote for the other guy

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.