When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When out I like to "people watch."

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.