I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.