Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Pee in the shower

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.