misread dig bick

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.