only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Vote for the other guy

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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misread dig bick

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.