Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.