Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

thumb_up thumb_down -20

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

misread dig bick

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

being super bored at shool

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I apologize, when i bump against things.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

thumb_up thumb_down -130

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.