wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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misread dig bick

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.