Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

being super bored at shool

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Take baths

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.