Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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misread dig bick

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.