always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.