Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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misread dig bick

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.