Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.