realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Vote for the other guy

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.