Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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misread dig bick

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.