I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.