do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.