When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Be a loner at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.