Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Pee in the shower

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.