I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.