- Things You Think Only You Do

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Play Minecraft

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.