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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.