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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.