When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Fart at home

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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KICK THE CAN

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.