i see almost everything as a sign

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.