turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I eat ass

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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get really confused

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.