While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.