I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.