Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.