When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.