Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Talk to my cat.

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get really confused

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Pee in the shower

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.