when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.