I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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speak proper english

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.