turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Pee in the shower

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.