Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.