Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I can't trill my R's

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.