When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.