When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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misread dig bick

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.