When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

misread dig bick

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.