when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.