Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I refuse to forward chain letters

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.