Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Be a loner at school

I pee in the shower. :3

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Look at my poop before flushing

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.