When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.