When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.