I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

chew on the side of my teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -61

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

thumb_up thumb_down +26

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.