- Things You Think Only You Do

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.