- Things You Think Only You Do

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.